February 2012
good night everyone im gonna cry becasue of hands
why would anyone like abs when hands exist
abs scare me
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fuck-you-i-am-a-cat replied to your post: its only a matter of time until emma or miranda…
omg how HIGH would i even have to be to DO something like that
t0mhanks:
i am the biggest hypocrite ever in a million years
its only a matter of time until emma or miranda saves the url “marylynnschemistryteacher” and starts sending me messages isnt it
no this is the actual lunch
MARYLYNN: [cowers in fear]
ME: hi.
MARYLYNN: omg thank god hi
ME: chem teacher.
MARYLYNN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tentacledick:
you know i’m serious when i start using proper grammar and syntax.
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xvideosdotcom:
liamgallablargh replied to your post: liamgallablargh replied to your post: am i the…
HAVE YOU MET JOFFREY YET OH MY GOD HE’S SUCH A DOUCHEBAG TOO JUST LIKE SANSA
YES UGH I WISH THEY GOT MARRIED AND SOMEONE EXPLODED A BOMB DURING THE CEREMONY
im scared for lunch tomorrow hel pme
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Watcheatsleepstrokesrepeat:
juliancasablancaz:
thatsmoderatelyraven:
gossipgran:
kanyevvest:
GIRL YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF WHAT GUYS DON’T WANT IN GIRLS oH MY GOD
i swear to god if i ever have a 12 year old who cusses and turns out to be a skank i will fucking murder her but not literally just hypothetically
wow this makes me want 2 date her
peace out bitch
i want to shoot myself oh my...
i hate it when teachers stare at u its like excuse me please stop im supposed to be staring at YOU
on friday im getting bangs oh my god im so EXCITED
my heart belongs to victoria and colleen no one else
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im giving up blogging about chemistry for lent even tho im nto even catholic lets go i can do thsi
predictions of lunch
me: today i
miranda: UR CHEM TEACHER
me: woke
miranda: CHEM TEACHER
me: up and saw
miranda: CHEM TACHER
me: that my udnerwear
miranda: BECUASE OF UR CHEM TeACHER??
me: was wee---
miranda: CHEM
NO OH MY GOD THIS ONE GIRL WHO PRETENDS TO BE FLUENT IN SPANISH IS TAKING SPANISH NEXT YEAR I WANT TO DIE
wastoldtheredbecake:
kelly clarkson’s entire career is essentially a series of brief combacks
eastenders is on oh my god im luaghing
whenever i have a crush on someone my friends can figure it out in five hours
its so bad that the longest time that theyve ever taken is a day
juliancacablancas:
unsexual:
i think my tumbeler is not working i get 0 notes in everything!!!!!
not if alejandor follows you
why cant roll up the rim offer nice hands as a prize come on tim hortons step up your game
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nestlesnipes liked your post: I AM THE DUMBEST IT IS ME
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alejandro that was really fast im a bit concerned
I AM THE DUMBEST IT IS ME
WHAT IF PEOPLE IN MY CHEMISTRY CLASS FOLLOW ME OH MY GOD I DONT KNOW IF THEY FOLLOW ME I DONT KNOW ANYONE IN THAT CLASS NO NO ON MY LIFE IS RUINED
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also someone needs to rmeind me that my irl freinds follow me so that i dont get shocekd when i get fanmail about me and my cehmistry teacher having babies
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someone should make a blog just to post about The Mysterious Reappearing Bum that i see every single day
i could probably make a separate blog just to post about my love/hate relationship with chemistry
what if i actually threw up in chemistry class
what if
e-lric:
i honestly wonder how a tumblr meet up would be since 80% of you claim to be socially awkward
vive5siemprelg:
male human beings from 18-45 hmu
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i was going to do my chemistry homework but then hands
and miranda for the record our children are going to have beautiful hands they will have the most beautiful hands in the world
fasterlife:
Those guys with really long fingers an hands that are slightly boney btu not TOO boney o fhgmy od man
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i hope that my kids have nice hands when theyre older i mean nothing attracts chicks like hands
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lhommegallop replied to your post: tumblr user h0ttndanger0us is the next jenna…
oh my god she has banners to promote her blog oh god
omg i didnt visit her blog i was too scared i think im gonna crawl in a bunker now
when teavhers have nice hadns and they teacha su bject wher you have to look at their hands a lot omg its the worst THE WORTST
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farishilton replied to your post: tumblr user h0ttndanger0us is the next jenna…
jesus thats what i was thinkingi
omg patricia i know right well it makes sense cuz theyre both slutshamers so
guys with nice hands hmu
tumblr user h0ttndanger0us is the next jenna marbles
NO WAIT THE WORST IS WHEN YO UGET GIGGLIY BECAUSE OF NICE HANDS AND THEN YOUR FRIEND WALKS BY AND YOU HAVE TO SAY HELLO AND IT COMES OUT LIKE HEEEEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND YO USOUND ALL GIGGLY AND SHIT ITS THE WROST I THINK I SHOULD BE SUSPENDED FROM HANDS